Do you accept checks or money orders?
Sorry - we only accept electronic payment
via credit card or PayPal. If you do not have a credit card,
PayPal allows you to send an e-check from your bank account.
Can I order by phone or mail?
Not at this time, no. All orders must be
placed here on the website.
Is it safe to buy things on the
Yes. Believe it or not, online transactions are
even safer than traditional
retail transactions. We use the latest technology, 256-bit SSL
which secures your sensitive information in your web browser
- before it ever
reaches the internet. And since our order processing system
is automated, your credit card
information is never even seen by human eyes. Compare that to
what typically happens at a restaurant, for example, where
your credit card completely disappears for a time - totally
out of your sight and control.
How long will it take to get my order?
We use Priority Mail from the U.S. Postal
Service. This is a 2-3 day service that enables us to ship
to P.O. boxes and to military APO/FPO addresses, as well as
any address with a valid United States zip code. Combined with our 2-3
day processing time, it usually takes about a week for
your order to arrive at your door.
Save money with flat-rate shipping. Pay only $6.95 for our
domestic Priority Mail
shipping, no matter how many shirts you order. In addition,
UPS ground delivery is now available. Our 2-3 day processing time applies to all
Do you ship overseas?
Yes, we now ship to 45 countries
worldwide, and to US military APO's anywhere.
What is your return policy?
If your shirt doesn't fit, or you simply aren't
satisfied with your purchase for any reason, you may return it
hassle-free up to 90 days after purchase. Please
contact us to arrange for an
exchange or refund.
Can you print the design on the back
of the shirt or
add my logo?
In order to get the highest possible
quality, our products are professionally
screen printed in bulk. So it
wouldn't be feasible to customize them unless you are making
a volume purchase. (12 dozen or more)
What does IMAO stand for?
IMAO is an acronym for In My Arrogant
Opinion. It's a spoof of the popular internet acronym IMHO
which stands for In My Humble Opinion.